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| Suggestion for all dogs - Maybe try some candle light, some Barry White, a smoking jacket. Could do wonders for the success rate of random humping. |
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| Stumbling and falling. All you need is a slurred "meow" to confirm it and make this one a prime candidate for an intervention. |
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| Poor dog done lost all his street credibility right there. |
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| I need a dog like this. This thing looks exactly like a Mogwai gone bad. You guys have seen Gremlins, right? |
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| Dogs have to guard the house, protect their owners, pull sleds, run around on mountains with little barrels of booze strapped to their necks, chase down criminals with police officers. It's time that cats did something! |
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| Couple of what? Now that's the question. |
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| I don't think I would want to run into a 7-foot pigeon either! |
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| I guess I'm in a Casablanca mood today. Here's the classic, muppet version of it. |
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| If only they could talk. |
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| Here we have the repercussions of a lackluster sex life, a drinking problem, and too much idle time. Hobbies are your friend. This does NOT count as a hobby! |
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| The dog catcher has nabbed your beloved pet, Rex. Whatever will you do? Strap a mallet to the top of your car? Chase after him, trying to bring said mallet down on his vehicle? Nah, that would be crazy. |
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| A funny compilation of people and animals doing ridiculous things. |
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| And you thought you were about to have a bad day. |
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| All is right with the world. |
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| Do not play with the criminal! Tackle him! |
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| Especially when caught behind a soccer ball. |
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| I'm all for getting some ink done, if that's what makes you happy. But if you get a tattoo, don't get a stupid one. And if you get a stupid one, don't take pictures. ...Nevermind... I need someone to bust on. |
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| Man's best friend... is apparently a hairy retard. But a retard who bites people for you. That's a plus. And St. Bernards carry little barrels of booze. That's good too. Okay, fair enough, thumbs up for the stupid puppy. |
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| Someone get some crackers quick! Before things get out of hand. |
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| This one likes to eat candy. Even if you are anti-hedgehog in general, this thing is still freaking adorable. But why would you be anti-hedgehog, anyway? That's just kooky. |
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| And furthermore, if someone has to put up a sign to get rid of you, it probably means you're uniquely annoying. |
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| Make no mistake, my friend, this cat plots your death. Sleep light, human. |
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| He performed fair and square, and is still sans biscuit. It's all fun and games until you need him to bite someone and he pretends to bite. Then you will be sans wallet. Always treat your dog and your bartender well. When you need them, you need them. |
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| Everyone who has, raise your free hand. |
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| Ya know what else exists? People with way, way, waaaayyy too much time on their hands. |
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| Unless you've been snared by a crazy, fox, trap o' lovin' it's gonna be all right. And if you have been snared, you really need to stop going wherever it is you're going. Cause something very wrong is taking place. |
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| This cat will now live a peaceful life. All you have to do is lay a little bit of whupass on one dog, and the rest will leave you alone. |
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| Anyone who suggests I be neutered is no friend of mine. I think the one who put up this sign needs to take a close look at his interpersonal relationships. |
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| He'll never be adopted with that attitude. |
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| If for some strange reason, you know this firsthand, then cats do not like you either. |
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